Damn... episode one of Real World's Ex-plosion just aired and it absolutely brought the goods. If you haven't seen the Real World in a number of years... its nothing like the Real World that aired in the 90's.

The producers of the show have figured out a way to screen 7 people who will have sex with each other within hours of simply meeting each other.

Needless to say... the new cast members scored BIG in the Reality Fantasy tonight.

RULES AND SCORES CAN BE SEEN HERE

Top 3 Ballerz

Ashley M. : 165 points
Ashley M. completely brought it in Week One... I really can't imagine anyone topping this high score. What's even crazier is that we currently don't have a way to score someone throwing Hamburger Grease on a roommates face and telling another roommate that her family can buy their family.

50 points - getting Crazy drunk TWICE
25 points - Unintentional Nudity 5 separate times.
10 points - Verbal fights with Corey/Jaime
15 points - crying 3 separate times
15 points - kissing Corey twice and kissing frenchie
20 points - calling home and telling them that she's not liked...
25 - sex with frenchie

Corey : 70 points
Bless my boy Corey for attempting to keep up with Ashley in the first episode. The guy seems to crush on girls pretty easily, so I hope he can average around 30 points a week for me.

20 points intentional nudity
5 points verbal spat with Ashley M.
10 points for Kissing Ashley M. twice (club/cab)
5 points for Kissing Jenny
25 points for sex w/Jennie in confessional
5 points for being drunk

Jenny : 40 points
Jenny threw down a solid week 1 performance... She did a couple of things in the first episode that we need to figure out how to score in future weeks. Example: she brought home a guy from the bar she didn't intend to sleep with. She also pulled a robbery on Ashley M. and had sex with Corey in the Confessional...