Salutations random followers... my recap is up a day later than I'd like it to be but I've been busy as all get out. I watched the show live last night and can honestly say that this season is a step up from Portland.
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I absolutely love the production of the show. I don't know if I like it a lot because the show has kinda been the same for what seemed like 10 years now? But I really enjoy the random Polaroids between segments. The countdowns until the exes move in... just general announcements like
LATER THAT FUCKING NIGHT.
But enough about that. Lets get to the top 3 ballerz of the week!
125 points - Corey
I couldn't be happier with my #1 Fantasy Reality Pick of the 2014 Draft. Corey fucking brings it. As you know, I watch the Real World to help me scout for the Challenge. Corey is a five tool player...
- He’s a physical specimen
- He’s promiscuous
- He’s emotional (may possibly cry when upset and borderline psychopath)
- He’s confrontational (quick to throw a punch)
- He’s a heavy drinker and most importantly a bad drunk
Corey picked up 30 Kissing points (all w/Jenny), 25 points for having sex w/Jenny in the shower (#teamCorey), 25 points for getting slammered drunk, 25 points for getting into a physical fight, 10 points for throwing a chair and 10 points for breaking glass items.
That my friends is what we call "beasting".
65 Points - Jenny
Jenny had a pretty solid week also. I was a little surprised to see her go first in our Fantasy Reality draft... but she's got the goods. I also love that I can tell if she's going to get it in by the shade of whore lipstick she wears out. I fucking love you JENNY!
35 Points Kissing - 30 with Corey, 5 with some random blurred out girl at the queer bar.
25 Points for sex with Corey in the Shower... Any one else notice the strange post shower squat she did with her towel on?
5 points - crying when Corey went on a rampage.
35 Points - Ashley M.
Well, I knew that she couldn't string back to back 165 point outbursts.... but Ashley strung together 35 points this week and she did it the hard way.
30 points - for being the subject of an intervention (house meeting - to discuss her drinking)
5 points - verbal with Jaime...
Saw the week 3 sneak peak after last nights episode and there's talk of Hurricane Ashley making land again... this is not good for Team Ro Ro... I currently trail Team Mercer by 80 points and fear that she can pull away at any moment if Ashley gets kicked off the show...
In closing - I want to quickly weigh in on a couple of things that happened in last nights episode that didn't get covered in the top 3 ballerz of the week recap.
1.) Arielle is amazing at life. I kinda want to write 2000 words on her Battle Dancing. Do you realize that when she and Diem go out to the club after surviving the jungle... there will be a battle on the dance floor like no fucking other ever recorded? We need to figure out how to get Ronnie from the Real World to get in on that so the three can break shit DOWN.
Arielle also handled that thing with Ashley M with class. She could have justifiably hit her while she was sleeping with a bag of rubber dicks and America would be ok with that because Ashley throw Hamburger patties and grease onto her face.
Lastly... I was really impressed by seeing her throw down in the streets of San Fran when someone rolled up on them. She wasn't breaking up the fight. She was straight up Throwing BLOWS.
Then after that... when Corey was acting like a dumbass - she body checked his ass down like bouncer at the club.
Mad fucking respect for Arielle. I'm seriously considering offering a trade for her for my Jaime...
the ballad of Jaime and Thomas is getting old... and its only week 2
The Ballad of Jaime and Thomas
So part of me wants to see this flourish because I drafted Jaime with my second pick and she picked up a few points for me the past two weeks.... but i find this relationship exhausting. I also think she may be getting a bad television edit... She kinda got portrayed for being a psycho-girlfriend-bitch - but I think Thomas is a fucking dumbass, so I'm riding and dying with my girl Jaime Gages.
Their relationship still sucks to sit through tho'