MTV’s the Challenge RIVALS 2 starts tomorrow, which means my sister and are going to participate in our first Reality Fantasy League together!
Here are the rules for scoring:
Challenge
Making T.J. say, “You killed it”: 25 points
Making T.J. verbally express his disappointment in your behavior: 35 points
Making T.J. dramatically break character: 20 points
Cross-dressing: 10 points
Winning elimination challenge: 10 points
Winning final challenge: 50 points
Leaving show due to injury: -50 points

Announcing you are “in control of the game” (or something close to it): 5 points
Slandering someone’s sexual performance: 25 points
Cannibalism: 100 points
Causing the arrival of a vehicle with a siren: 20 points
Assault of an inanimate object: 10 points
Cold sore possession: 15 points
Wearing another contestant’s name jersey in support: -10
Misspelling a single syllable word during the spelling challenge: 25 points
Throwing a challenge: -25 points
Being the target of PED accusations: 25 points
Hooking up with your ex-spouse: -10
Emotional/Verbal
Female Crying: 5 points
Male Crying: 20 points
Asking if a fellow cast member is there “for the right reasons”: 10 points
Saying, “I didn’t come here to make friends”: 10 points
Trying to make someone cry and succeeding: 25 points
Trying to make someone cry and failing: -5 to -25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Blaming parents for poor behavior: 10 points
Calling a friend or relative at home, crying, and saying, “Everyone here hates me”: 20 points
Threatening to sue fellow cast member: 25 points
Being subject of an intervention: 30 points (Celebrity Rehab stars excluded)
Plugging an acting, modeling, or singing career: 10 points
Singing song in front of two or more people: 20 points
Romantic/Sexual
Open-mouth kissing: 5 points per participant
Coitus (or pulling over covers in bed): 25 points per participant
Denying coitus: 10 points
Fraudulent denial of coitus: 20 points
Fraudulent claim of coitus: 25 points
Participating in threesome: 50 points per participant
STD scare: 30 points per sexual partner
Pregnancy scare: 50 points per sexual partner
Intentional nudity: 20 points
Unintentional nudity: 5 points
Hitting on the show’s host: 5 to 15 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Possession of concealed erection: 10 to 25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Revealing past career in pornography: 50 points
Violence
Verbal Fighting: 5 points
Physical Fighting: 25 points
Decisively winning physical fight: 25 points
Throwing drink in someone’s face: 5 points
Having unexplained black eye, fat lip, or bloody knuckles: 25 points
Being restrained or lectured on camera by security or production staff: 25 points
Requesting to be assaulted: 10 points
Invoking show’s rules as only reason for not committing assault: 10 points
Attempting to fight show’s host: 100 points
Drugs/Alcohol
Extreme intoxication: 5 to 25 points (commissioner’s discretion)
Vomiting: 10 points
Having car keys taken away: 5 points
Being kicked out of bar or club: 20 points
Religious/Volunteerism
Violating stated religious beliefs: 25 points
Attending church: -10 points
Non-court-ordered volunteer work: -25 points
Early Departures
Being kicked off show: 100 points (must be eliminated outside of game play)
Causing others to threaten to leave show: 15 points
Threatening to leave show and not following through: 15 points
Threatening to leave show and following through: 30 points
Hot Tub/Helicopter Bonus
Any points earned in hot tub and/or helicopter are scored at double value.