I don’t know what possessed me to rent: Identity Thief, Spring Breakers and Seven Psychopaths at the same time… but they were all movies I didn’t catch in theaters.
Identity Thief : was surprisingly awful… it’s really just a physical comedy that occasionally throws in some foul language. There’s also a love scene that involves safe-words and pegging you’ll likely never get out of your head.
Spring Breakers - I really don’t know what to say about this movie, except it gets better when Franco is introduced. I didn’t really care for it all that much tho’. Harmony’s best work (IMHO) is still KIDS.
Seven Psychopaths - Sorta in the spirit of Smokin’ Aces, this movie sorta sputters along as one of the characters finds himself in the middle writing a script about Seven Psychopathic killers and a hyper-violent gun fight playing out in front of him… It’s a hot mess and recommend avoiding it at all costs.
I should have gone out of my way to see Kings of Summer or Pacific Rim…