For the uninitiated H-E-B is a local grocery store in the great state of Texas... If you live in the City of San Antonio, there's a good chance that you and your family opts to shop here for food. If you also happen to live here, there's a good chance you blindly follow the Spurs so it makes a lot of sense to pair the two every year for commercial spots.
H-E-B and the Spurs released 5 new commercials and here's how I rank them in respect to "goodness".
1.) Cooking Class - Quality humor in this commercial... Kawhi Leonard owns up to having freaky large hands. Patty Mills has a Crocodile Dundee "Knife" moment too.
2.) Chicken Retreat - Not only does this put Manu front and center, it celebrates the diversity that the Spurs have in the locker room. I can only imagine how many times these guys have to repeat themselves to each other behind closed doors.
3.) New Boat - Kawhi Not?
4.) Stronger than Coyote - I should have ranked this one a little higher because it features the Spurs mascot "Coyote"... It gets downgraded because it features Green and Mills, which is the equivalent of a Lisa Simpson episode on the Simpsons.
5.) Gifts for LaMarcus - I get why they made a commercial of the team welcoming LaMarcus to San Antonio... but it has corny dialogue and we never get to see a funnier side to LaMarcus.