When she wasn't impressing me with her boozy ways, Violetta dropped her bottom lip and let us all know that she's THUG LIFE 4 life. I need the internets to make Violetta and I friends in real life. Lets make this happen people.
Was anyone else amazed by how small she was in real life? This is actually something that Rhiannon brought up while we watched the show together. While laying in the swing bed with Date Rape Bruno (more on why I call him that in a minute) - regular sized bracelets fall all the way down to her fucking elbows.
Violetta straight up came out to play last night.
20 points for being drunk
5 points verbal fighting
10 points throwing coat rack
5 points kissing bruno
5 points kissing Sylvia
10 points unintentional nudity
Honorable Mentions -
Nicole -25 points (got hammered and passed out)
Sylvia - 25 points (carefully put together 25 by way of kissing multiple people 10 points, 10 points for being drunk, 5 points verbal fight with Madison)
Date Rape Bruno - 20 points - Bruno, aka #1 pick of the 2014 Real World Reality Fantasy Draft - displayed some big time 'point production potential'. He kissed half of the women in the house within 24 hours of moving in and it kinda felt like he wanted to close in on Madison while he kicked it in the hot tub - promising to keep all of her dark secrets.
He may have banged Sylvia in the confessional and we were tipped off to this possibility because we saw him putting his belt back on before they cut to commercial.
The thing that intrigued me most about Bruno last night was his interactions with the girls when he split up fights. He kinda pulled them uncomfortably close to him to calm them down and potentially slip his tongue into their heads. The thing that really felt slimy was his decision to hang back when the roommates went out to the second bar so he can try and creep on Violetta. She asked him if he wanted to cuddle and told him they would never hook up... this made him visibly disappointed.
The biggest reason for me calling him Date Rape Bruno, was the awkward conversation he had with Violetta the following morning after hitting up the bar. Violetta said she didn't know what happened to her the night before... she thought she was ok and then got crazy drunk and felt it. The same Violetta who started drinking Cuervo at noon the first day into the house...
Anyhoo - Bruno made a joke that was something to the effect of "I roofied you".
How crazy is that?