Roid Rage and all things Rivals 2 : Week 5 / by Rollie Agado

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This weeks episode of the Challenge was equal parts entertaining to watch and easy to grade…  I know that my interest in the show is lost on a number of my friends, but I can’t seem to pull myself away from thinking about the show when I’m not watching it.

The show is equal parts : Athletic Competition and Reality Nonsense.  My interest is in the former because this may be the only televised “sport” that doesn’t screen for controlled substances.

My sister still holds a commanding lead of 100 points… but she only has 5 teams left, while I have 7.   Of the 5 teams she has left, she only has one team consisting of men : CT & Wes.

Next week, a girl team will have to go into the Jungle (Elimination Challenge) and I like my chances of controlling more teams in play than my sister.

Week 5 Scores

Team Ro Ro: 145
Team Joker: 80

Top 5 Ballerz of the Week

70 Points - Theresa
10 Points - Winning Challenge
5 Points - Verbal with Diem
5 Points - flashback kiss with Wes
25 Points - Kicking off the episode by having coitus with Leroy
25 Points - Closing the episode for pulling the sheets for more coitus w/Leroy

60 Points - Leroy
10 Points - Winning an Elimination Challenge
25 Points - Kicking off the episode by having coitus with Theresa
25 Points - Closing the episode for pulling the sheets for more coitus w/Theresa

60 Points (the hard way) - Zach
20 Points = Crying - Zach learned that he became an Uncle for the first time on the show.  Then longed on camera about how he wanted to be back home to hold the child in his beefy arms.  I’m pretty sure women around the globe watched while sitting in sexy induced puddles.  Well played Zach.  Well Played…

5 Points = Verbal argument (read: Roid Rage) with the production team (cameras)

5 Points = Verbal argument w/Frank

20 Points = Causing the arrival of a vehicle with a siren…  Medical staff in
Thailand cleared him of having anything wrong.

5 Points = Flashback Kiss with Frank

5 Points = another verbal argument w/Frank  - they may communicate by screaming at each other.

15 Points - Frank
5 Points - Flashback Kiss with Zach
10 Points - For 2 verbal fights with Zach

Statistically speaking… Frank is in the discussion of Rivals 2 MVP.  He casually dropped 15 points and he was practically absent on the show. 

15 Points - Wes
10 Points - Winning a Challenge with CT
5 Points - Flashback kiss with Theresa