Fatty dilemma of the day / by Rollie Agado

Can we all agree the Eggo’s are to be eaten in 2’s and that 2 eggo’s aren’t all that filling?  
My magic number is four eggo’s….  but the fuckers sold me box of 10.  
I’m now confronted with the option of:
  1. self-hate during my morning commute for having 6…  
  2. having 4 and knowing that I have an underwhelming eggo morning in my immediate future…  
  3. having two half assed eggo mornings by having 3 now and 3 later.

I won’t share what I ended up doing…