I always make it a point to find 10 minutes in the morning and 10 minutes in the afternoon to take a break from work and find silly shit to purchase on the internet.
I discovered a place called Black Lab Products today and they sell two things under $5, that I need to clutter my house with immediately.
Have you any idea how much more I would look forward to brushing my teeth?
Saving the best for last…
This vampire should affix to my ketchup bottle and provide me a lifetime of joy.