Season Four is officially here and I'm comfortably in last place, due largely in part to having an opening episode that is setting characters in place for a full season of subplots.
This means I will get dibs on picking up Prince Oberyn Martell... A bi-sexual madman who's all about orgies and killing Lanisters. He's taking a residency in Kings Landing, so he's potentially good for a hundred point episode. Another character that I would consider picking up... is the nameless dude with all the weird scars on his face. He's bald and kinda reminds me of the Michael Berryman in the Hills Have Eyes. He's a cannibal and that gets you big time points in Fantasy Thrones.
One team however did score a lot of points tho'. Kyle's Golden Lions dropped 186 total points on the league tonight and did so in the closing 10 minutes of the season premiere.
The Hound - who felt a little to comfortable saying the word "cunt" in front of a 14 year old girl....
Fought 5 people = 50
Killed 3 unnamed = 22.5
Decisively won 3 fights = 75
The Hound Drinking Ale = 1
Arya - is slowly easing into being a murderous and avenging monster
Killed 1 named character and 1 unnamed = 37.5
We don't award points for enjoying the Kill... but if we did, Arya would be picking up points for that too'.
Chris's team Kentucky Fried Ravens dropped 20 points.
The Imp denied coitus for 10 points and I awarded 10 points for possessing a concealed erection. Shout out to those who suck fingers by the way.
Lastly, my team the Dothraki Taints only mustered 10 points.
Kalisi (mother of dragons) was awarded 10 points for possession of a concealed wet spot. Dario (fellow Dothraki Taint) who I think is a different actor this season... presented a blue rose, some dried white flowers and a poisonous plant to Kalisi. To which she took... smiled and got all stirred up on the inside. It won't be long before Kalisi goes in for the sexual kill.